The Story of Weasel
This is my story. My real name is not Weasel but I can't tell you my real name or where I live for the protection of my family. I can tell you I am from the Midwest and Raven picked me to be part of her crime fighting underground group because of my super powers. I can tell you I was homeless and cast aside like an old beer can until Raven saved me. I am being trained in certain ways of battle by Raven. I was on the street with no hope for a good life but now thanks the Rave, I will be a super hero crime fighter. I am THE WEASEL!
Why do I use the name "The WEASEL" you might ask. Well one is I have a super gift to be able go deep in the earth and hide in drain pipes. I am very good at tracking the rats in Washington . Some crooks hardly notice me because of my size. Yes I am as fast a Weasel and able run and jump. My great super power is the size of my tongue . I can stick it down the throat and suffocate a person before they even suspect my motives.
Below is a photo of me using the tongue attack on an Arizona Terrorist Protester.
Rave thought you might like to see us in training. I think I am a pretty tough grasshopper.
Once Again Raven Explains Real Wisdom to the Weasel
Thank You for Being a Raven Fan. We Will Not Let you Down.
The Weasel
